陶傑再推英文小品選！本書集結陶傑由一一年至一三年的英文專欄文章，濃縮成七十多篇精華，看他如何嬉笑怒罵，剖析時事。不論國際或中港議題、政治、民生、大事、小事，全部一網打盡。

北京投了個甚麼巨型炸彈給香港？鐵娘子其實名不符實？ICAC基因突變為IC-Guanxi？英國學校如何引發新一輪中港矛盾？時事日日新鮮，才子句句抵死到位。到底何為[陶式政治正確]？兩年短評，一次放送。
 
| Contents |
 
The Basic Loophole 001
On the UK Riots 004
Unbearable Lightness of Being a Vice-Chancellor 006
My 9/11 Anniversary Reflection 009
Not Quite the Wong Prize 012
The Teething Problem 014
Hong Kong Deserves Better 016
When East Meets West 018
When Hillary Met Suu Kyi 020
Batman Battered by Bad Chinamen 023
Money Matters 025
A New Confucius Lecture on Hong Kong 029
On Out-Surviving the Locusts 032
Locusts and the Front Lines 035
The Wrong Side of the Tracks 037
LinIsOneofUS 039 The Shanghaied Tang 042
Forget and Forgive 045
Enter the Party Comrade 048
The Honeymoon Night 051
An Imperialism A Little Too Benign 054
A Little Biblical Knowledge 057
Give Me An Inch 061
Three Heads That Deserve to Roll 064
Patriotic Education 067
No Free (Olympics) TV 069
Carrie Lam Takes A Stand 072
The Drug Dealer’s Wealthy Children 074
Why Senkaku Suits the World Better 076
The Big DouBo Cross 079
Why Singapore Alone Needs National Brainwashing? 082
The Crying Game 085
Say No to the Boycott 087
The Crime of Not Being Fully Chinese 090
Eating Off Your Enemy 092
J’accuse! 097
My Favorite Mo Yan 099
My Unpatriotic Pilgrimage 101
Skyfall 103
My Firm No to Hong Kong Independence 105
Mitt’s Missed Mission 108
On Gangnam Style 111
Ang Lee’s Intriguing new Story 113
Turn to the Right Breast 116
The Break of a New Dawn? 118
Carry On, Carrie 120
A ‘Dear John’ Letter 125
Voting With Our Condoms 128
The SAR Passport Row 131
Delicious British Exports 134
In Case of A Fire 136
The Dream Bear Story Made Simple 138
The Sucking Crisis 141
Mao’s Mysterious Mercy 143
Drawing A Line Somewhere 146
A Room to Maneuver 148
Wake Up and smell the Coffee 150
We Too Can-do 152
At Least We Had Paris 157
How Deep Is Your Love 159
A Fall That Could Have Been Avoided 161
Don’t Blame the Fairy Tale Writer 164
Shaking for some Unearthly Quick Cash 166
The Yellow-skinned Dogs’ Dodgy Scheme 168
The Dubious Dutch Threat 170
The IC-Guanxi 173
When My Piece of Plastic Fails Me 175
My Private Agenda 178
Playing On Our Turf 181
We Don’t Want Him Here 184
 
| About The Author |
 
陶傑，多媒體創作人，英國華威大學英國文學學士，倫敦大學國際關係深造文憑，曾任職BBC海外傳播部。文字作品散見香港各主流媒體，另於電視、電台主持時事文化評論節目，包括商業電台「光明頂」、無線電視「細說名城」等。